英语小笑话：[汤姆的借口][如果我是一个经理][他的错]_童言趣语

【Tom's excuse 汤姆的借口】
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow.
老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：学校----慢行。

【If I am a Manager 如果我是一个经理】
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – If I Am a Manager.
All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
I am waiting for my secretary, was the boy’s answer.
一天课上，老师要同学们以如果我是一个经理为题写一篇（jy135幼儿教育 www.jy135.com）作文。
所有的学生都在动笔写了，只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。
我在等我的秘书。那孩子答道。

【His Fault 他的错】
Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window.
Mother: How did he do it?
Billy: I threw a rock at him and he ducked.
比利：妈妈，波比打坏了窗玻璃。
妈妈：他怎么打的？
比利：我向他扔石头，他躲开了。